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Ha! And you thought things were getting goofy with just one COCONUT<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Sorry, but sometimes my hormones get the best of me. Besides, they were on sale.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ha! And you thought things were getting goofy with just one COCONUT. Sorry, but sometimes my hormones get the best of me. 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