{"id":143,"date":"2006-09-26T05:43:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-26T05:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.saldetraglia.com\/?p=143"},"modified":"2006-09-26T05:43:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-26T05:43:00","slug":"and-now-for-another-installment-of-healthcare-for-coconuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saldetraglia.com\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"AND NOW FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF…”HEALTHCARE FOR COCONUTS.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Few things are more stess-inducing than hanging upside-down from a palm tree all day. <\/p>\n

But fear not! A nice, deep-tissue massage will help to work the kinks out of the most tense, hardened coconut shell.<\/p>\n

But what type of oil should be used when massaging a coconut? <\/p>\n

Surely not coconut oil?! That would seem a bit…cannibalistic, no?<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Few things are more stess-inducing than hanging upside-down from a palm tree all day. But fear not! A nice, deep-tissue massage will help to work the kinks out of the most tense, hardened coconut shell. But what type of oil should be used when massaging a coconut? Surely not coconut oil?! That would seem a … Continue reading AND NOW FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF…”HEALTHCARE FOR COCONUTS.”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75qi3-2j","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":250,"url":"https:\/\/www.saldetraglia.com\/?p=250","url_meta":{"origin":143,"position":0},"title":"THE GHOST OF HALLOWEEN PAST.","author":"Sal DeTraglia","date":"November 8, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"All this talk about Halloween has gotten me thinking about candy lately. 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