{"id":150,"date":"2006-09-12T16:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-12T16:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.saldetraglia.com\/?p=150"},"modified":"2006-09-12T16:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-12T16:42:00","slug":"ladies-and-gentlemen-meet-my-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saldetraglia.com\/?p=150","title":{"rendered":"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEET…MY PARENTS."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Yep, no kidding. <\/p>\n

That’s them–the old man and the infamous “Big Mamma”–showing the world why having children at the age of 21 isn’t necessarily a bad idea. <\/p>\n

And also showing my brother, sister and me exactly how our inheritance is being spent.<\/p>\n

Does the coconut fall far from the tree? You be the judge.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yep, no kidding. That’s them–the old man and the infamous “Big Mamma”–showing the world why having children at the age of 21 isn’t necessarily a bad idea. And also showing my brother, sister and me exactly how our inheritance is being spent. Does the coconut fall far from the tree? You be the judge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75qi3-2q","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":101,"url":"https:\/\/www.saldetraglia.com\/?p=101","url_meta":{"origin":150,"position":0},"title":"CALLING ALL COCONUTS…","author":"Sal DeTraglia","date":"November 28, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Just wanted to inform all of you that Thanksgiving has passed, and as such...Tis the season of Vince Guaraldi.Yep...I've listed to my well-worn, ten year old \"A Charlie Brown Christmas\" CD no less than eight times since last Thursday. 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