GOOD FRIENDS AND A 68 CENT BOTTLE OF WINE.

You think I’m kidding? See for yourself. Our neighborhood grocery store is selling 68 cent bottles of wine. That’s less than one-third the price of Two Buck Chuck. Even a bottle of Night Train seems a luxury item in comparison.

I haven’t tried this stuff – nor do I intend to – but it makes you wonder: What does one do with a 68 cent bottle of wine? You can’t serve it to guests. I wouldn’t fill a bota with it. And its probably not even fit for cooking.

Aha! I’ve got it! The perfect use for such a wine: TOURIST SANGRIA!